Saturday, April 30, 2005

2nd Semi-Annual Things I Love Awards

It's that time once again. As you know, every December we have the Things I Hate Awards. But in April it's the big one, it's the Things I Love Awards..Brought to you by Nabisco.

So let's get started...

1. George W. Bush -- He takes the cake again this year. He has his low points of course. But as of today he has liberated 2 countries both of which have had elections since then. This is something new. This is bigger then we can imagine yet. The removal of any dictator is a massive undertaking and I don't think anyone could have imagined it could have ever happened. Sure the libs hate it, but the pattern goes that if the liberals truly hate it then it is probably the best thing for the country. Great Job president Bush! Now just take that energy and turn it onto our borders.

2. The Phil Hendrie Show -- It just doesn't get much better than the Phil Hendrie radio show. If you want to laugh so hard that you bleed from the eyes than this is your man. The show is sort of like Saturday Night Live plus a reversed Crank Yankers. He has "guests" on his show with extreme stories, opinions, and premises. You'll get so mad that you'll want to call in and give these "guests" a piece of your mind. If you do, than you become a part of the bit. The callers have no clue that the whole thing is parody and they have just become a part of the comedy. Top all of this off with the fact that Phil Hendrie is as funny as he is talented and you have great radio comedy.

3. Lost-- I hate TV, I've said that many times. I just don't watch it unless I am so bored it hurts. But I am completely hooked on ABC's Lost. It has everything, suspense, action, drama, and best of all Lost has Evangeline Lily. That in itself is enough...Trust me!

4. McDonald's -- Everybody hates McDonald's, or so they say. Not me. I'm a real American! I love everything about McDonald's. I even love Ronald. I wish the mayor of my town was Mayor McCheese. But the hamburgers are superb. The fries are outstanding even if they have been under the heat lamp for a few hours. Most people who say they hate McDonald's are lying. They think it is uncool to like McDonald's so they diss it in public but when they get behind closed doors they have Big Mac special sauce all over themselves from inhaling a #1 with a large coke. Traitors! If you hate McDonald's then the terrorists win. But, the Filet O'Fish...now that is nasty.

5. COPS What can I say? I love watching bad guys get taken down. I love watching shirt-less guys get what's coming to em. Maybe it's because I was the underdog in school. Maybe it's because I really respect police. Or maybe it's because I get to sit at home while wearing a shirt and watch half naked bullies get thrown to the ground and cuffed. And I love it when they cry like a baby when the cuffs are too tight. It's the best reality show of all time by far. Mainly because it's actually real. Anyway you put it, COPS is just good TV and I know what I'm going to be doing Saturday nights at 7.

Congratulations to this year's recipients.

Ok, I'm off to Omaha for a mini-vacation for 3 days so I won't be able to post until Wednesday night. Now my 3 loyal readers can take a break from my useless opinions for 3 whole days...enjoy!

Friday, April 29, 2005

Make Believe

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One word album review: Boring.

Maybe next time the Weez will bring back the magic. But this time around I'll have to sit this one out.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Guess What I'm Going To Be Reading In 2006?

Why the Reagan Diaries of course. Did I mention that I am the biggest Reagan fan ever. I miss him more than ever these days. We need him. He had guts and a gentleness that just touched everyone. He was the single biggest player in the death of the cold war. I can't wait to read his journal entries. He was a great writer and his personal letters were inspiring. He is the greatest president of the 20th Century and possibly even the 19th IMO.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Republicans...Stop Being So Pansy!

I am not happy with the way my own party is acting lately. We are better than the other party when it comes to ideas and more importantly WE WON the election overwhelmingly so let's act like it!
There IS NO such thing as "minority rights" when it comes to politics. Why are we letting the democrats get away with that bogus claim? They lost and they have to show they can win again with their ideas. Instead they are just whining and claiming minority rights. But worst of all, the republicans are just sitting around while the dems use left wing quack judges to circumvent the will of the people. So let's start changing laws so that this can't happen. Find ways.

And when it comes to democrats filibustering to stop votes on appointed judges..let's drop the nuclear bomb. Do it now! Some of the wussier republicans don't want to do this because they want to be able to use the filibuster against the dems later. NO, we don't need to do this. Let's just allow an up or down vote. The log jam in Washington is unnecessary. We just need the Reps to grow a pair and get it done. Do it, and do it now!

Monday, April 25, 2005

Continuing Tales Of Liberal Lunacy

This week in Colorado A teacher altered the Pledge of Allegiance by saying over the loud speaker "One nation under your belief system" instead of "One nation under God". The lunacy of this alteration is breath taking. If you read the article you will see that it was a teacher who didn't normally read the pledge and after angry calls poured into the school the principal took quick action. So the school really isn't to blame. It seems as though the teacher most likely lost her job over it.

But this is what the liberals want. One nation under "my belief system". What they don't realize is that even Timothy McVeigh was practicing One nation under "his belief system". So were the 9-11 terrorists. So was Hitler. Even knowing that the majority of Americans are religious and believe in a higher standard, and that the nation was founded on Christian principles, they still wish to make society so PC that religion and morality are shoved out of public life. As if somehow it were a shameful thing to have beliefs higher than humanity. You are allowed to believe anything you want as long as you don't actually believe it's the truth. That above all else is why liberal lunacy is what it is. Truth is not relative. Now if someone could just tell the liberals that, we'd be doing much better.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Silence

I really don't like it when people just post song lyrics on their blog...But this is a great song...



Silence

They won't see the fire you have lit inside of me.
They look up to the stars and wonder where you might be.
They look up
Without realizing they're standing in the palm of your hand.
I can't explain or understand.
I just love you.

It's common knowledge that; you've been dead for a while.
It's well known that the cross is only a burden with pains and trials.
But thinking how come my shoes are so light,
how come I can walk for miles?
And still, just love you?

We have to prove that our love is real, over and over again.
But let them think what they want cause I know It'll never end.
Cause I know when it began.
And my heart still pumps twice as fast whenever you walk by.
Cause I still love you.

So I think I'll stay, caught up in silent prayer,
cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words.
So why don't we just walk along the shoreline with our silent song?
Cause I believe in silence.
Our hearts speak the same words, the same words.


Song byBlindside

Friday, April 22, 2005

Why Does The ACLU Want
To Legalize Drugs?

<-----How we'll all look in ACLU's America

Can some tell me where it says in the Constitution that everyone is entitled to drugs without interference from the government?

The ACLU is for taking the criminal aspect out of drug use and calling it simply a public health problem. In otherwords, they support legalizing all drugs and simply supporting needle exchanges and other such government programs that would actually encourage "safe" drug use. Of course they blame Reagan and The War In Drugs.

Do they not realize how stupid of an idea this is? I'd love to get 1000 crack heads, heroin junkies, speed users, and pot heads, and release them in the ACLU headquarters for at least a day. Let's see what would happen. Multiply that situation by a lot and release them into the public all over the U.S. and see what happens. Do we really believe that drug use would go down or remain the same if we let it be legal? Let's put it this way. The show COPS had better move to a 4 hour program because the police force would surely half to double to handle the streets after that fiasco. These are hardcore mind-altering drugs. A bit different from cigarettes. It'd be one thing if the ACLU was strictly talking pot. I could understand that stance a little better, I'd disagree but at least I could understand it. But Marijuana will be the least of our worries at that point.

The war on drugs is a noble effort that maybe hasn't always been used up to it's potential. It needs tweaking. But to legalize drugs would be a million times worse than overhauling our anti-drug plan in the U.S.

Raising children in a world of drug users is a terrible terrible idea. It's one of the most unbelievable stances that the ACLU holds. The government is there to govern. If you want to see this nation fall apart, which I'm half convinced the ACLU wants, than by all means, legalize drugs. Until then we must keep a tight grip on this war at home. I'm for as small a government as possible, but enforcing drug laws is not something I'm willing to sacrifice for ACLU's warped version of America...you know...the version that has very little to do with the actual constitution.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Liberal Irony?

Can someone please explain to me how liberals can block Bush's judges from even getting an up or down vote because the candidates aren't "middle of the road enough", yet the liberals rely on some of the farthest fringe left wing activist judges to further their idiotic socialist agenda?

The madness has to stop.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

President Bush..Please Protect Our Borders!

I have to say that I am more than just a tad upset with our President these days. He seems to be doing precious little concerning our badly neglected borders. He even discouraged citizens who finally got fed up enough to do something about it by forming the Minutemen border patrol.

Someone has to do something. I'm thoroughly convinced that the next terrorist attack will come from someone who came in illegally over the Mexican or Canadian border.

I understand President Bush that Mexican President Vicente Fox has sweet talked you into remaining lax on the situation...But President Fox won't be cleaning up the mess when another one of our buildings gets blown up. He won't be informing the loved ones. Besides all of that Vicente Fox has money tied up in the whole deal. Illegals come into America get jobs and then send that money back down to Mexico which causes the Mexican economy to grow. He's not exactly looking out for our interest.

And President Bush, I realize that Hispanic voters are are beginning to vote republican and that they want the border open. But since when does the republican party put votes over the best interest of the United States?

We need the national guard to set up patrols around hot spots along both the Canadian and Mexican borders. We must do this soon before its too late. I mean even Arnold is on board with closing the borders. The time is now. What part of illegal are we having trouble understanding!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Michael Moore's Next Movie

I think Michael Moore is great for the Republican party. What a great guy! So I'd like to help him if I could and give him some ideas, titles if you will, for his next documentary.

--Soilent Crude: How Haliburton Is Killing Children And Turning Them Into Oil

--Apocalypse Wow: Bush's Secret Plan To Push Minorities And Women Into The Sea

--More Michael: The Republicans Evil Plan To Fatten Me Up So I'll Look Even More Gross

--Soldier Of Misfortune: American Soldiers Are Now Only Killing Innocent Crippled Children

--Pope Floats: Why Bush Had The Pope Killed

--Shameful Gay Daughter: The Mary Cheney Story**

--Million Dollar Baby: How I Got Rich Off The Death Of Americans



I hope you can use those Michael! Looking Forward to the next installment.



**probably a Lifetime channel original

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Condi Rice: U.N. Should Reform Or Die

I knew there was someone in the White House who had the guts to say it. And I knew that someone would probably be Condaleeza Rice. The U.N. is basically a useless organization these days. It may have had its glory days after in the past decades but it quickly failed. The problem is that no one wants to talk about it, especially the liberals. Look at the oil-for-food scandal where countries and even individuals were getting rich at the cost of an entire country. Many starved due the greed of many U.N. nations and leaders. Look at Africa where many U.N. peacekeepers have been raping women. Look at Somalia where rebels control the country while the panzy U.N. doesn't have the guts to go in and take control, meanwhile people are starving. Look at Saddam, How many resolutions was it going to take before action was taken? Finally Bush ended that cat and mouse game...Thank God! So just exactly what is the U.N. doing to help the world??

Thanks Condi, now lets put our money where our mouth is!

Thursday, April 14, 2005

The ACLU Is Just A Bunch
Of Pinko Commies

Stop The ACLU! has a great post today about the not-so-secret communist ties that the ACLU has. It's almost breathtaking. Why are we not laughing them right out of the country? On a government level communism is just as evil as it always was. More people died under communism then did in most wars. Most starved to death. And look at China. People there are terrified of their government.
At the very least the ACLU is striving towards socialism. You know, the very system that enforces mediocrity on all at the cost of individualism and personal achievement.
The ACLU must be stopped. You don't have to be a right-wing Christian to be against the ACLU. If you love the American dream, if you love having the option to succeed in life, if you love having a name instead of a number, than stand up against the ACLU.

Any group that supports pedophilia, legalizing all drugs, and kicking God out of public deserves to be stopped in it's tracks!

Make sure you visit stoptheaclu.blogspot.com often and see how you can help.

Another good place to visit would be ACLJ.org. The ACLJ is a great organization that counters a lot of the damage done by the ACLU.

Remember, the ACLU is supposedly "enforcing" the constitution....Since when is socialism and communism a part of the Constitution??

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Blow Up Your Television

I just have to share this unbelievable video. Remember when television in America was decent? I mean it was always edgy and there was always certain shows that you weren't allowed to watch but it was generally decent, at least during primetime. Well guess what, no more. It's just filth pretty much. And this video will prove it. All of it was shown on network television and it is untouched from how it played originally on tv.

WARNING: This video is absolutly not suitable for pretty much anyone. It contains nudity, swearing, and violence. I'm not joking, it is extremely graphic....
To view the video click here

"If God doesn't judge America for her immorality, he will have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah."
--Ruth Bell Graham


Video is from www.ebaumsworld.com

Monday, April 11, 2005

Closed-mindedness

When people accuse Republicans, especially us Christian Republicans, of being close-minded we should not cringe. That word has such horrible things that have been attached with it. But does it mean that you have hatred in your heart towards people who aren't just like you? NO, It means that you believe that truth is not relative. And if you believe that truth is not relative than you have risen higher than a lot of people intellectually...Congratulations! People who believe that truth is relative have no leg to stand on.

For instance I believe that the God of the Bible is the ruler of the universe. I cannot be both right and wrong at the same time. It cannot be true for me and false for everyone else. I'm either totally wrong on that or totally right. I guess my point is that people, mainly liberals toss out that term "close-minded" as if it's an insult...But once you learn what it really means you'll realize that close-mindedness isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Well since Blogger is giving me fits I have to cut this short. Tomorrow may be another anti-blogger fit...who knows.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Do Democrats Really Care?


"I sure hope my white sheets in the dryer are done."

Intention and forethought are great things. They set the precedent for the follow through of ideas and the finishing of goals. Yet the motivation behind such intentions must be examined in order to see into a persons true heart. The democrats are talkers. They have meetings, stage protests, have open townhalls and start websites. They make cute little computer programs that keep running totals of supposedly how much the war is supposed to cost or how many "innocent civilians have died". But is the sentiment behind these websites, protests, meetings, and townhalls really about caring for their fellow man?

Let's take Iraq. Democrats make the point to talk about the children dying due to war as often as they brush their teeth. But if you try and talk with them about how many children were killed or starved to death under Saddam Hussein they don't want to hear about it. If you try to weigh the cost in deaths with war vs. keeping Saddam in power they will almost always starting spouting some talking point about "Bush's war for oil." It's tired and old.

What about racism? Democrats love to think of themselves as champions of civil rights. A surface look back at the voting records of congress during the 50's and 60's will show you that Republicans voted either equally for Civil Rights with the Democrats if not more so. In fact it's common knowledge that more Republicans voted for The 1964 Civil Rights Act percentage wise than did democrats. Diane Alden wrote This Article in 2002. In it she explains that without the Republicans the Civil Rights Act never would have passed. This point is lost on the Democrats who are so desperate to keep minorities blindly voting for them in order to feed their plans of keeping the public dependent on the government. I mean, can you really call the democrats a caring party when they continue to keep on their roster a senator who was in the KKK for years and has even recently made very offensive comments about minorities?

Do they care, Or do they need you to think they care?

Saturday, April 09, 2005

What Is Up With Wasps?

Why are wasps so angry? Did an early human stick his head near a wasp nest and make them so irate that they declared eternal war on humankind? I'm trying to walk for five minutes outside and I every five minutes I have some wasp come buzzing around my head. He has to know that it bugs me because it's almost like he's taunting me. He has that stinger and he will use it, so apparently the wasp gets free reign of my head. You don't see me sticking my head in a wasps nest and just sort of staring at them at super close range.
The next time a wasp lunges at me for no reason I'm going to just staright up punch it in the face. Yeah come at me again punk!

Ok, back to less silly posts tomorrow. Time to get back to calling the democrats on their stupidity!

Friday, April 08, 2005

More Police Codes

As you know, police use a number code to describe different situations and conditions. For instance a 187 is code for homicide, a 207 indicates a kidnapping, a 211 is an armed robbery. Well once again I exclusively found some lesser known codes that the police use...

1213 -- We got a midget riding a dog like a horse in the street.

722 -- Making crystal meth without a license.(Arkansas only)

3221 -- Officer being tickled.

414 -- Playing a John Denver song in public.

1023 -- Intentional flatulence in an elevator.

209 -- A guy not wearing Wrangler jeans trying to buy Skoal in a convience store.

210 -- A woman less than 40 wearing mom jeans.

4560 -- Dog not properly tied up under the porch at a trailer park.

2221 -- A guy wearing a novelty beer holder hat at a funeral.

232 -- Lighting your cigarette off of the eternal flame at JFK's grave.(Washington D.C. only)

2412 -- We got a redneck trying to force a squirrel to wear a miniature saddle.

188 -- Officer up.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

How Things Ought To Be

Maybe it's the fact that I just bought a new 40 Gb mp3 player today but I feel like saying something semi-positive. He only blogs about how liberals are scum you say. He is one tracked in his thinking you utter. Probably. But not in this post. I want to talk about how things ought to be in order for America to be closer to an ideal. I'm not shocked by the moral decline and just general ugliness of Americans because I can see what is being presented to us as a path to pleasure....

It doesn't take a village. It takes individuals caring about the stranger on the bus more than themselves. The main thing that would change America for the better would simply be neighbor taking care of neighbor. Looking out for one another. We must began to realize the fact that caring only for ourselves will leave us empty and cold. The reason we are declining as a country is because everyone is telling us to look out for #1. Rappers are telling us that it's all about the Benjamins and that racking up the most hookers and hoes wins the prize. The television is telling us that if we think we look ugly then all we need is to get an extreme make over and we will find happiness...

WRONG!

Happiness comes from helping out people. And in our faith. As Christians we find happiness in knowing that there is someone bigger than us controlling the situation. America will only decline more as self replaces God.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Christian Frauds

I feel sorry for any poor gullible soul that would send TBN a dime of their money. First of all any station that would carry Benny Hinn and even invite them to be on their channel has problems to begin with. Second of all Paul and Jan Crouch, and Benny Hinn from what I hear are three of the biggest frauds ever to thrust themselves on the Christian community. These goobers are making money hand over fist and putting out some of the worst Christian programming known to man. It's pathetic. Give to a local church, DO NOT give money to TBN under any circumstances. Can we not learn from the sorry spectacle known as Jim Bakker? Jimmy Swaggert? Kenneth Copeland? and even Oral Roberts? Never trust any "pastor" that asks for seed money...It's the biggest scam since the pyramid. All you are doing is lining their pockets.

Here's a good article on The confused world of Paul and Jan Crouch.

And another one on the twisted world of Benny Hinn

Don't let false prophets hijack your faith!

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

I Learned Something Today

I learned that I will go insane and swerve my car into oncoming traffic trying to get even the smallest insect off me that lands on me while I'm driving. Apparently death by head on collision scares me less than having a lady bug land on my elbow.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Reasonable, Independent Democrats?

Finding a reasoned democrat lately is nearly as hard as finding a Pope-less news headline right now. It's almost impossible. Of course "reasonable democrat" is in the eye of the beholder and really nothing more than a term I decided to use to describe a democrat that I respect. But to me a reasonable democrat wouldn't have to be a republican in disguise. Or even a down the center centrist. A resonable democrat would be a independent thinker. Someone that dosen't rely on talking points or NYT polls for their opinions.

A reasonable republican would have the same criteria in my mind. A politician that isn't in it for personal power..but to change things for the better.

The very reason that Ronald Reagan left the democratic party wasn't because he had changed his mind on how things should be dealt with. It was the party that had changed. He said "We did not leave the democratic party, the democratic party left us."
He had chosen his stance before he made his way into politics and did not waver from that. He didn't need to stick his finger into the air to decide how to feel on any given day. This is the essence of leadership, being able to stand firm even if the winds of public opinion are pusing you in the opposite direction.

Lately the democrats have been demonstrating that they believe that America's leadership decisions should be whatever France thinks we should do. Which is just pathetic. The EU has no claim on our soverignty, nor should they. Is it reasonable for America to suddenly accept liberals wishes of joining the world government? Is trusting our decisions on that of socialist countries a resonable idea?

A reasonable democrat would stay away from movements like Moveon.org or Michael Moore and his fiasco of a movie. These are gimmicks that are basically just a take over of the party by the extreme far left fringe. It'd be almost like if we had Fred Phelps making decisions for the RNC.

This is why we keep winning elections. We have set values. If our republican leaders sway from those values we will drop them. We aren't blind voters. Some of us will even vote democratic if that candidate happens to carry our beliefs on how things ought to be run closer than his/her opponent. I've done it in local elections several times. We aren't robots. We are passionate voters. For the most part we are a reasonable party. Not because our ideas are better necessarily but because our standards come before our party.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Fun Facts

* The tradition of April Fools Day began on April 1st, 1796 with the Amish when Jebeidiah McFarlin secretly replaced Hezekiah O'Conner's freshly churned butter with cow lard when he wasn't looking. And the laughter didth continue for a fortnight.

* Most people are aware of the stereotype that Asians are really good at math..Most people don't realize that most Eskimos are good spellers.

* Early forms of cotton candy were just dryer lint dipped in sugar.

* Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings...Every time a horn blows an angel gets a coupon for half off his next oil change.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

The Continuing Tales
Of Liberal Tolerance Pt. I

A Michelle Malkin article has caused me to take a closer look at the much hyped tolerance of liberals. They love to hype up their love for all people. They tolerate any and all. But wait, there's a catch. If you thinking sways an inch from their overkill brand of "progression" than you are to be publicly humiliated, shunned, or even cut off from them. Somehow I don't think tolerance should even be used on the same sentence with liberal.

This week the recipient of liberal tolerance was Pat Buchanan who got a face full of liberal tolerance after a loving, peaceful, tolerant one doused him with salad dressing while he was trying to give a speech. Yay liberal tolerance!!

Check back for more on the continuing tales of liberal tolerance.

Friday, April 01, 2005

The Talented Ones Seem To Die Young

Comedian Mitch Hedberg has died of heart failure at the age of 37. He was one of the few stand-up acts out there right now that was truly funny. It's possible that drugs were involved. He never hid his drug addiction. It seems the ones that have major potential are often the ones that die early. Sad indeed.


Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005

A Soldier Says It For Us All


The whole country crosses its fingers...The crossed finger in the millitary photos means the person being photographed was coerced into the situation not by his/her own free will. Posted by Hello