Monday, June 29, 2009

Fun Facts

* They say that celebrity deaths generally come in threes. If only we could choose which three!

* Michael Jackson's early death could have been prevented, but the chance to prevent it passed in 1979.

* Who will step up and present us with new, fantastic products? Who amoung us has a voice loud and bold enough to wake us up from our slumber on the couch to tell us about mending our leather belts and putting putty on our cracked water pipes??

Sunday, June 28, 2009

My Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

TEHRAN, IRAN - APRIL 04: President Mahmoud Ahm...

I decided to dredge up an old interview I had with the leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. It was interesting to say the least...

It's been a while since I had interviewed anyone so I was a little nervous when I got the call from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's secretary giving the Ok for the talk. My past interviews with Bono, Michael Moore, and Cindy Sheehan were amateurish at best. But nonetheless I decided to suck it up and go a round with one of the biggest tyrants in the news.
After the secretary put me on hold there was a fifteen minute wait. Suddenly a heavily accented voice in slightly broken English picked up.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Good afternoon, Iran, this is Mahmoud, How are you?

TLAT: Mr. Ahmadinejad, I'm Aaron from The Life And Times, I'm good, and yourself?

MA: Awesome, how are you today?

TLAT: Good

MA: I'm good too.

TLAT: Good.

MA: Awesome.

TLAT: Sweet. First off what shall I call you during our discussion?

MA: Call me sir of course!

TLAT: You got it big guy!

MA: Sweet!

TLAT: Ok, Are you a maniacal tyrant that is playing around with nuclear weapons?

MA: Well that seems to be the wrap against me but I'm not so sure that it holds that much water. I mean I am a crazy maniacal tyrant...Yes. And I am playing around with nuclear weapons...Yes. But can you really connect the two?

TLAT: Well people are less apt to trust you with nuclear weapons when you have a history of trying to wipe other countries off the map.

MA: I see your point but I still don't see what all of that has to do with me. I'm a simpleton; a small president with a heart for the people. And I categorically reject the lie that I have ever shown a desire to wipe any country off the map.

TLAT: Sir, just recently you did just that with Israel.

MA: Lies! I said I wanted to push the Jews into the sea. The country itself will still be there but we just want to use it for storage.

TLAT: I see what you mean, the wording is totally different.

MA: See.

TLAT: I do see.

MA: And furthermore I detest your claim that I shot that guy last year for defecting from Iran.

TLAT: Sir I never said anything about shooting a guy.

MA: Well you said it without words. I could tell what you were getting at?

TLAT: Huh?

MA: By the way can you tell me who won your countries contest that is called American idol?

TLAT: Yeah, it was Taylor Hicks.

MA: Well Sweet death to America! He was my pick from the beginning. I had Soul Patrol t-shirts made for all of my staff. It warms my heart to see the gray haired infidel win.

TLAT: So you enjoy American television?

MA: Death to American television!! No, but who can resist that show? I mean it's way better than Iran Idol.

TLAT: Who won that one?

MA: Some guy name Mohammed of course.

TLAT: Of course.

MA: Half of us over here are named Mohammed. It's insane. But really it's no different than your country where half the kids born are either Cooper or Jaden.

TLAT: Good point. So what song did the winner of Iran Idol pick as their first single?

MA: Oh, It's a good one... it's called 'I Love Your Jihad Baby'. It's all they play on the radio here.

TLAT: Ok, Do you plan to nuke Israel?

MA: Oh, maybe I will, maybe I won't, but one thing for sure is I probably will.

TLAT: So you will nuke Israel?

MA: I won't nuke Israel, unless I do nuke Israel...let's put it that way.

TLAT: I see....I think. So are you glad that Saddam was taken out of power in Iraq? Does it benefit or hurt you?

MA: Heck yeah I'm glad, that guy was a jerk wad.

TLAT: You know for a guy living in the middle of the desert over in Arab land you sure seem to have American sounding sayings.

MA: We talk how we want around here. Some punk gets all up in your face and you got to represent, because streets is watching...word?

TLAT: That is so true.

MA: You know it man.

TLAT: So are you gonna try to destroy half the world or what?

MA: Ah ah ah...A master never reveals his plan. Let's just say I'm not, not going to destroy half the world.

TLAT: That makes no sense.

MA: Sense is what makes itself.

TLAT: Huh?

MA: Oh, I'm out...Hell's Kitchen is on and I never miss an episode.

TLAT: But I have just one more.....

MA: Good day sir.

TLAT: But I...

MA: I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!

TLAT: Bye.

MA: See ya.


And so my interview ended. Unfortunately I think it was one of my worst. I got no straight answers and he basically mouthed off the whole time. What a jerk wad.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Obama To Iran: Let Them Eat Cake

A must read by Ann Coulter...

On Iran, President Obama is worse than Hamlet. He's Colin Powell, waiting to see who wins before picking a side.

Last week, massive protests roiled Iran in response to an apparently fraudulent presidential election, in which nutcase Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was declared the winner within two hours of the polls closing. (ACORN must be involved.)

Obama responded by boldly declaring that the difference between the loon Ahmadinejad and his reformist challenger, Mir Hossein Mousavi, "may not be as great as advertised."

Maybe the thousands of dissenters risking their lives protesting on the streets of Tehran are doing so because they liked Mousavi's answer to the "boxers or briefs" question better than Ahmadinejad's.

Then, in a manly rebuke to the cheating mullahs, Obama said: "You've seen in Iran some initial reaction from the supreme leader" -- peace be upon him -- "that indicates he understands the Iranian people have deep concerns about the election."

Did FDR give speeches referring to Adolf Hilter as "Herr Fuhrer"? What's with Obama?

Even the French condemned the Iranian government's "brutal" reaction to the protesters -- and the French have tanks with one speed in forward and five speeds in reverse.

You might be a scaredy-cat if ... the president of France is talking tougher than you are.

More than a week ago, French president Nicolas Sarkozy said: "The ruling power claims to have won the elections ... if that were true, we must ask why they find it necessary to imprison their opponents and repress them with such violence."

But liberals rushed to assure us that Obama's weak-kneed response to the Iranian uprising and the consequent brutal crackdown was a brilliant foreign policy move. (They also proclaimed his admission that he still smokes "lion-hearted" and "statesmanlike.")

As our own Supreme Leader B. Hussein Obama (peace be upon him) explained, "It's not productive given the history of U.S.-Iranian relations to be seen as meddling."

You see, if the president of the United States condemned election fraud in Iran, much less put in a kind word for the presidential candidate who is not crazy, it would somehow crush the spirit of the protesters when they discovered, to their horror, that the Great Satan was on their side. (It also wouldn't do much for Al Franken in Minnesota.)

Liberals hate America, so they assume everyone else does, too.

So when a beautiful Iranian woman, Neda Agha Soltan, was shot dead in the streets of Iran during a protest on Saturday and a video of her death ricocheted around the World Wide Web, Obama valiantly responded by ... going out for an ice cream cone. (Masterful!)

Commenting on a woman's cold-blooded murder in the streets of Tehran, like the murder of babies, is evidently above Obama's "pay grade."

If it were true that a U.S. president should stay neutral between freedom-loving Iranian students and their oppressors, then why is Obama speaking in support of the protesters now? Are liberals no longer worried about the parade of horribles they claimed would ensue if the U.S. president condemned the mullahs?

Obama's tough talk this week proves that his gentle words last week about Ahmadinejad and Iran's "supreme leader" (peace be upon him) constituted, at best, spinelessness and, at worst, an endorsement of the fraud.

Moreover, if the better part of valor is for America to stand neutral between freedom and Islamic oppression, why are liberals trying to credit Obama's ridiculous Cairo speech for emboldening the Iranian protesters?

The only reason that bald contradiction doesn't smack you in the face is that it is utterly preposterous that Obama's Cairo speech accomplished anything -- anything worthwhile, that is. Not even the people who say that believe it.

The only reaction to Obama's Cairo speech in the Middle East is that the mullahs probably sighed in relief upon discovering that the U.S. president is a coward and an imbecile.....
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A Couple Of Observations...

* Jon and Kate plus 8.. How do I express my righteous anger at these two completely idiotic parents? First off, The show itself should be a violation of the law against exploiting children for money. I feel sorry for everyone of those children who now have little if any chance at a normal life.
Secondly, they have no chance at a normal life because of the disease of greed and instant gratification that their parents are displaying. Get OFF the show and work on your marriage along with your kids! I think that anyone that continues to watch that show and support the ratings of the network needs to reevaluate why they are allowing themselves to watch the train wreck.

* Kim Jong Ill and North Korea have now claimed they are going to launch a missile at American soil. And our Commander In Chief has said barely a word about it. Oh my gosh I miss President Bush! I was so proud the day that President Bush stood on the rubble at ground zero and inspired us all when he basically said we were going to go kick some A**. And he did! And we haven't been touched by even a terrorist sneeze since. And now, it's coming during Obama's four years.. guaranteed!
Obama is a walking disaster of a president.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Piper Gives A Short Response To Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins.. The man is not only an atheist.. but he is hostile and angry towards Christians.. Almost in a hateful, even abusive way.. WHY??? If Richard Dawkins is so convinced he is right then how is my worshiping God going to harm him. We ALL die Mr Dawkins. Your ideas and your worldview doesn't affect me or you whether I follow it or not.. because it is a lack of belief in anything. So I have to ask, Why do the heathen rage?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Shame On You President Hussein Obama

I just watched a video of a woman breathing her last breath in Iran because she was shot by the government for standing near the protesters that simply wanted a free election.
President Hussein Obama told the world this week that he did not want to meddle in their election. Meanwhile the Iranian government is killing it's own people for not supporting the government.

Shame on you President Obama! You claim to be a supporter of human rights and the struggle against tyranny. But you sir are only concerned with money.. not life. You want to punish the rich rather than protect life.

If I were president we'd be meddling in Iran possibly to the point of war.

This country needs to learn of the necessity of war and how it preserves life and liberty.

Shame on you Mr President for your careless indifference!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Possibly The Most Unintentionally Creepy Photo Of All Time

It wouldn't have been quite as creepy if the girl from the movie Carrie wasn't peering out the back door.

It would be even creepier if the girl holding the cake actually lived alone, and the house was built on the site where an orphanage burned down in the 1800's or something. I'm just sayin!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Grusome Shark Attack Kills Family Of Four

Just before their grizzley death, the Johnson family posed in the mouth of the giant shark. Even the shark waited for the photo plus one retake before he devoured the beloved Johnson family whole. The shark could not be reached for comment.


from awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Death Of America?

Obama is a disaster for this country. Pray that his policies fail.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

This Is Why You Can't Mess With Freedom... Pt 2

You could run, but you'd only die tired..

I'm not meaning to glorify war.. Just trying to show why we're better at it and more intimidating!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

This Is Why You Can't Mess With Freedom...

Cause the free world we'll come over and make you wish you hadn't gotten out of bed that morning...

Always Classic.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Liberals Hate


So Letterman makes a joke about one of Sarah Palin's daughters being raped while in New York City. And of course it's a laugh riot to the liberal pundits.
Let me tell you something.. If you are a republican, never allow a liberal to say that you hate people or that we are a party of hate. Liberals have so much hatred in their heart.
Do you remember when Bush was president? There were books and even plays and movies about the assassination of the president. And the media was silent on it. Where is the love for human kind anymore? Sarah Palin's daughters had no choice but to be stuck out there in the spotlight. They go after her kids because they have trouble finding any reason to attack her personally. Her child got pregnant out of wedlock. So now she's fair game for rape jokes??
Liberals are supposedly humanitarians. We are supposed to believe, because this is what they tell us, that they love humans and this is what drives their ideology. Can you hear the buzzer go off in the background? Liberals don't love people, they don't love America, they don't love really anything but themselves. There is no God, no higher moral standard, so the alternative is to climb to the top while pushing everyone else down. It breeds hate!

Letterman's ratings are in the tank. So now anything he says whether good or bad is publicity for him. And if you've ever watched him in the past few years you know that he has slipped and fallen into the habit of pushing an almost ridiculous liberal opinion on his show. It's not fun to watch for the half of Americans watching who don't necessarily share that idea. But now he has gone further and we have hate in the form of jokes. Stephen Colbert does it, Jon Stewart does it, Conan sometimes does it.. although he seems less liberal to me.. But it's hard to tell. As ratings slip I think that these hosts start blaming middle America and they start to hate.
Liberals hate.
Turn off your TV.
Read a book.
Do a puzzle with your kids.
Read the Bible.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

A Couple Of Observations...

* Obama... the name that will live in infamy.

* Rush is right! I do want Obama to fail. Since Obama's goal is to socialize America and tax and spend.. I absolutely hope he fails at that!

* Being gay is still wrong and gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married. And no I will not stop myself from referring to lameness as "gay"!

* This post is pretty gay.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Hard Proof That Obama Has Already Cut Military Spending


To add insult to injury now the Air Force has to make the airplane sounds with their mouths.. I just don't think the enemy is as intimidated anymore. And the flyovers they do for events just doesn't seem as spectacular as it used to!

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

We Have The Right To Fail

We've been hijacked. Socialism is afoot. The U.S. Government should have no authority to get invested into any private industry..
Obama is no longer hiding behind the fact the he is attempting socialize America. I cannot believe how fast the liberals are falling into line with this.. They have no clue what they are doing. You libs don't realize that behind smiling face of Obama is a hunger for power. Anytime the government gets too big, it's because of greed and not charity.. guaranteed!
Ronald Reagan said:
"Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States."
But look at us now!! We are penalizing and taxing success. We will fall as a country if we steer away from the ideas that got us to this great place in the first place. We don't need to be fixed. Because Ronald Reagan also pointed out:
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."
So let us be able to fail. Because from failure comes greatness. Failure leads to new and better ways of thinking. If we give everyone fish instead of teaching them to fish then we have a whole country full of village idiots who can't function without the ever growing, power hungry government giving them their daily fix. This country was not founded on mediocrity!
"Man is not free unless government is limited. "
-- Ronald Reagan