Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Customer Shoves 100-Year-Old Walmart Greeter

Outstanding.. Gotta love the hospitality we show our elders in this country!

- A 100-year-old greeter at a Milwaukee Walmart was shoved by a customer after the centenarian tried to stop the woman to determine if she'd paid for items that were in the lower part of her shopping cart, police said Monday.

Greeter Lois Speelman fell down and went to a hospital after she was shoved on Sunday.

"I'm bruised a little, but I'm able to go back to work Thursday," Speelman told The Associated Press from her home on Monday.

Speelman declined to answer further questions, saying she didn't want to lose her job and the investigation wasn't over. A Wal-Mart Stores Inc. spokeswoman didn't have more details but said that Speelman's health was the company's primary concern.

"Most importantly, our associate is doing OK and we're grateful for that. The actions of this individual are appalling and we appreciate the work of police in this case," spokeswoman Ashley Hardie said.

Milwaukee police spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz said the case has been referred to prosecutors for a potential aggravated battery charge.

Speelman became a local celebrity briefly when she was profiled by several news outlets after she celebrated her 100th birthday at the store in August.

According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Speelman has been twice widowed and started greeting at the store when she was 90. She retired at 95, but came back at 97 after her only living son died and continues to work an average of 34 hours a week



Read more: http://www.kansas.com/2010/11/29/1610567/customer-shoves-100-year-old-wis.html#ixzz16oMSYfby

Monday, November 29, 2010

Shine

We're gonna rise from these ashes like a bird aflame!
I used to think David Gray was lame. Boy did I have some growing up to do..

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Ten Random Songs

I'm gonna hit random on my Zune and see which ten songs it plays. No cheating...

* Chasing Cars -- Snow Patrol
* Theme from "The Untouchables" -- Ennio Morricone
* Lithium -- Nirvana
* Steel Rail Blues -- Jim Croce
* O Sacred Head Now Wounded -- Selah
* Violet -- Hole
* Beyond The Sea -- Bobby Darin
* Emphasis -- Sleeping At Last
* The End -- Pearl Jam
* Shine -- David Gray

That couldn't have ended any better!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Fun Facts

* I am almost finished writing the script for my teen vampire romance movie about Count Chocula. It's tentatively called Chocolate Eclipse.

* I love elderly people. Can someone tell me at what age we start to smell like cabbage?

* A lot of people my age are complaining and whining about how lame music is today with artists like Justin Bieber. Not so fast.. are we not the generation that got swept up by the Macarena and the musical stylings of Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch?

Friday, November 26, 2010

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Why the Bible? Ravi Zacharias Answers

If you get a chance go look at the comments on Youtube after this video. And ask yourself.. "Why does the heathen rage?" If there is no God, who is it they are raging against? They claim God is the same as Santa and the Easter Bunny.. Yet in order to show us that there is no religion they have formed a religion based on a non-belief. If there really was no God I wouldn't waste as much time as they do arguing on message boards.. I would be out living out my accidental existence to the fullest. But since the truth is their IS a God, they spend their days raging against the very idea of Him.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

New TSA Pat Down Facts

Here are the details, and positive points about the hands-on search that some of America will be dealing with this Holiday week.

* Now you can go through airport security AND have a prostate exam all in one convenient stop.

* If you are on your way to spring break next year the party begins before you even board the plane.

* We can all sit on the plane and feel safe knowing the 90 year old lady sitting across the aisle is free of explosives and box cutters. The 90 year olds always like to make us think they are so innocent, but come on!! We are so on to you grandma!

* Kids no longer have to wait until they are arrested for possession in their teens to know the joys of the invasive cavity search!

* Women who are shy and awkward can break free from those chains of oppression by having a middle age, overweight guy with bad breath give them a cheap feel in front of complete strangers.

* Mohammed will be forced to think outside the box and come up with new ways to kill the infidel. Let's face it.. the airplane thing..it's been done. That's kind of old hat.

* Let's face the facts.. American's have had their junk way under-touched for too many years. It's time our various scrotilia was violated on a national level.

* This prevents us from actually having to attack terrorists where they live. We can make our own people pay for their jihad. It's fantastic, everyone wins!

See! It's great.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Signs The End Is Near

* We're getting our junk felt up before we fly on airplanes. I like to have my crevices remain untouched by total strangers as a general rule.

* Our president spends more time flying to other countries and bowing to their leaders then working on our horrible domestic situations. But on the plus side his golf game is improving.

* Most of us have never met some of our friends on Facebook. That is really no different than having imaginary friends. The voices in my head play Farmville all day.

* 17 year old pop stars are making out with chicks, wearing trampy clothes, and writing sexual lyrics about threesomes. Meanwhile, 40 year old women are standing in line with their 15 year old daughters to fantasize about flamboyant teen vampires with poofy hair.

* Kids openly throw massive tantrums towards their parents in Walmart and Target with no consequences. It's all I can do to keep from putting duct tape of their mouth.

* We went to the moon using slide rules and archaic computers that didn't even have Solitaire on them. Yet now our kids can't pass basic math tests even though they have more computing power in their cell phones and the answers are in the back of the book.

* Lady Gaga

Monday, November 15, 2010

Fun Facts

* Thanks to big Sister government most people now make it to 2nd base just before boarding an airline in the US.

* We could save ourselves a lot of time and trouble if we just assume that every package coming out of Yemen is some type of explosive device.

* Do you think we should combat terrorism by offering Muslims 71 virgins if they DON'T blow stuff up? Oh wait, this is America.. I'm not sure we could find that many virgins.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Whatever Happened To Anguish In The House Of God?

American Christians are chasing safety, and entertainment, and world. It's ALL ruin!
Turn your eyes upon Jesus,
Look full in His wonderful face,
And the things of earth will grow strangely dim,
In the light of His glory and grace.

Friday, November 12, 2010

We're Not Ready To Allow Openly Gay Soldiers

High court rejects plea to block gay military ban - Yahoo! News

Once a safe bet, repeal of gay military ban now in doubt
I don't think that we should force this on the men and women who are actively defending this country. The truth is that open gays in the military CAN cause friction and damage morale. So I am happy the Supreme Court hasn't gotten involved yet. I think we need to let the troops vote on the issue and whatever they decide should become law. I also believe that soldiers in active combat should get to vote first.. and each of their votes counts as three votes. But that's another post for another day!

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Pay Up Or Get Shot

This is a sign of the times. And it's scary.

1 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away! 6 For of this sort are those who creep into households and make captives of gullible women loaded down with sins, led away by various lusts,7 always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. II Tim. 3 1-7



THAT... is shockingly close to THIS...


Monday, November 08, 2010

Twinkie Diet Helps Nutrition Professor Lose 27 Pounds

Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds - CNN.com

Finally.. a diet I can really sink my teeth into. Here are some other diets I am currently working on developing...

* The Cheese Fries Diet

* The All-Peeps Diet

* The Bacon-Me-Lose-Weight Diet

* The McDonald's & Pizza Extravaganza

* The Pork Chops and Applesauce Diet

* Eat Till Ten & Stay Thin

* The Quik Trip Diet

Any one of these is going to revolutionize the diet world!

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Ten-Day-Old Baby Dies After Going Through Entire Spin Cycle In Washing Machine

One of the most tragic stories I have ever read.

Full story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1327463/Ten-day-old-baby-dies-going-entire-spin-cycle-washing-machine.html#

A ten-day-old baby girl died after being placed in a washing machine as it went through an entire spin cycle.

The newborn's mother Lyndsey Fiddler put her daughter into the washing machine along with a pile of laundry.

The tiny baby was inside the top loading washing machine for up to 40 minutes before being discovered.

dead baby girl

Maggie-May Fiddler was inside the top loading washing machine for up to 40 minutes before being discovered

lyndsey fiddler

Police have charged Lyndsey Fiddler, pictured, with second degree manslaughter after initially arresting her on drug charges

A relative who called in to see Fiddler found her passed out and the baby, called Maggie May, missing.

She also heard a strange sound from the washing machine and when she opened the door found the crumpled body of Maggie mixed in with the clothes.

In a frantic call to emergency dispatchers 26-year-old Fiddler is heard saying :'My baby is dead.'

She can then be heard arguing with her aunt Rhonda Coshatt who is heard on the call saying: 'No I did not kill your baby, you did.'

The gruesome death in Bartlesville, Oklahoma left many of the emergency crews and police who responded to the incident in tears.

A veteran police chief, who has witnessed multiple murders and gangland shootings, said it was the most tragic crime scene he has ever investigated.

Police have charged Fiddler with second degree manslaughter after initially arresting her on drug charges.

They had been called to her flat on Thursday where they found the dead baby still inside the washing machine.

Police have charged Fiddler with second degree manslaughter after initially arresting her on drug charges.

The gruesome death in Bartlesville, Oklahoma left many of the emergency crews and police who responded to the incident in tears

Thursday, November 04, 2010

One Big Difference In a Liberal Versus a Conservative

There are many differences in a liberal thinking people and the rest of us. I have been thinking about one major difference that seems to widen the gap between the two sides greatly. This is it..

A liberal has one major theme in their life above all the rest: There is nothing really worth dying for.

In the movie Open Range there is an exchange between Charley Waite (Kevin Costner) and one of the town's people in the movie. It goes like this..
Mack: Shame what this town's come to.
Charley Waite: You could do something about it.
Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you?
Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.

That last line is one of the things that define a conservative, a Christian, or anyone that believes that this life is more than just an accident. There are things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. Fighting for freedom. Standing in the gap for Christ. Preserving life itself. Who we are in this life echoes in eternity.

But the liberal doesn't generally believe in eternity. And if they do, they seem to believe that whoever it is that holds the keys to eternity has turned a blind eye to what we are and what we do in this life. So why not live it up, drink, and be merry. If you die, you're dead.

Well I think they are wrong. But I think it gets us another step closer to understanding why they rage at the right so much. Morals are chains to them, and they only have this one chance to live life to the fullest, so instead they will do whatever it takes to put religion, and morals, and God in chains. That way they never have to worry about their conscience. Tragic.

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Creflo Dollar Says CHRISTIANS Have 2 YEARS LEFT To GET RICH!

This is a text book lesson in the false teaching known as the Prosperity Gospel. It is a lie. It is swallowing up a lot of Christians today. Run from it..

Monday, November 01, 2010

This Is It, Send Them All Home

This is it. Today (Tuesday) is the day we have been waiting for. This is our first chance to tell Obama and the rest of America that we will not sit idly by and allow our country to turn into Western Europe. We believe that the good qualities of America far outweigh the bad. We believe that Obamacare was just the first attempt to sneak Socialism by the American public without them being able to fully grasp what it actually is and which God-given freedoms are tossed to the side to accommodate such a philosophy.

Tuesday is mandate from America. If it were just me voting, I would vote to send every congressman and senator home, clean the slate and start fresh. I would vote in people who have worked in the daily grind, not lawyers, actors, and politicians who have spent their career spinning a web of lies.

We are America.

We believe in God-given rights.

We believe that the experiment called the United States created the most free and successful empire in the history of the world. We should not change anything now.

We believe that government has NO right under the constitution to force anyone to buy healthcare that doesn't need it or want it.

We believe that truth is not relative and that there is such a thing as right and wrong.

We believe that what's in our wallet is not yours to do with as you please.

We believe in helping our neighbor without someone holding a gun to our heads. We can give to the needy without government becoming a dictatorship.

We believe we are right and they are wrong.

We believe in fighting tyranny.

We believe.