Sunday, July 24, 2011

Fun Facts

* I need a new laptop like I need a hole in my head and the doctor said I have bleeding on my brain causing pressure so I need one really really bad.

* Liberals scolded us all about making any positive comments about the death of Bin Laden who may be the worst mass murderer of our time because "We need to be respectful and no death should be celebrated or made light of". Amy Winehouse dies who was a sad, lonely, troubled girl and they tripping over themselves to make jokes about it in the media.

* Liberals and Libertarians: "Legalize all the drugs!!!" Amy Whinehouse dies: "How does something like this happen?"

Friday, July 22, 2011

Liberal Democrats are racist

Came across this by accident. I give the lyrics a 10/10. The rap skills.. sadly only 5/10.. But the message here is more important.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Fun Facts

* The UN is considering giving the "Climate Change Peace Keeping Force" Green Helmets to identify themselves. So I guess the World Climate Nazi Party is just about ready for prime time.

* A woman being searched at a TSA checkpoint twisted the breast of a female officer giving her the pat down. They have decided not to give her a felony for this "assault". They added "It would have been a much more serious charge if she had said 'Tune in Tokyo' during her nipple twister"

* I guess the obesity epidemic has an upside. A report out this week said nudist colony membership has dropped significantly due to "expanding girths". I guess seeing a fat, smelly, hairy guy named Billy Bob kind of makes you want to stay home and put on like 4 pairs of pants.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

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Saturday, July 16, 2011

3 Reasons One Might Choose Google+

Got my account this week. Anyone need an invite? Here's why you should choose it over Facebook...

* Because fads need to come and go. Facebook has had it's day. They made their movies about it. Now it's time to let a small time, mom-and-pop little organization called Google give it a chance. They've tried at least twice before and failed miserably when it comes to Social Media.. But they succeed at everything else. I'd say they're due.

* It's sleek. Once you figure it out.. which takes days sometimes, it runs like a machine, with potential for it to take over your life and then of course suck out the last bit of live human interaction you had left in your life.

* Who cares? My brain is fried from Facebook and Twitter, one more social disaster site certainly isn't going to hurt. Sadly we know things about people that we used to not have to know and didn't care to know. It's a wonderful life? Well.. It's a life... Or is it even that? Either way.. HOORAY!

So jump on board google+ and then learn to swim.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Does Fox News Violate Free Speech?

Just go to google.. type in "Stop Fox News" or "Ban Fox News" and you will find endless advocacy groups gunning to have Fox News taken off the air, by the government. Even MediaMatters.org has a "Drop Fox" campaign going on, all the while enjoying tax exempt status.
That's great! Democrats are real champions of first amendment rights. Bravo. Let's show exactly what they are wanting to be done..

First the facts..

NBC ------------------- Liberal
ABC ------------------- Liberal
CBS ------------------- Liberal
CNN ----------------- - Liberal
MSNBC ----------------Liberal
CNBC -- --------------- Liberal
Bloomberg Television -- Liberal
HLN ------------------- Liberal
PBS -------------------- Liberal (paid for with your tax dollars)
NPR ------------------- Liberal (paid for with your tax dollars)
Fox News -------------- Conservative leaning/non-Liberal

Wow.. So you can see how the right to free speech is in total violation here. We have a rogue station who refuses to toe the democratic talking point line. So they MUST be stopped. Nevermind that a majority of Cable News watchers prefer this channel.. Fox is confusing all these sheep with their non-liberal slant on things. And our 1st amendment rights are being violated.

Wait a second... Doesn't the first amendment talk about free speech and... well let's just look at it..
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

So if we got the government to shut down fox news.....wouldn't we only then be in violation of the 1st amendment. Hmmm.. this can't mean that all those that are calling for the banning of fox news are themselves the only violators of the 1st amendment, could it?

All joking aside. Our government WILL in fact eventually make a move to silence Fox News, and Talk Radio... count on it! (In fact thank John McCain for it when it happens.) The government and the liberals want to be able to spew forth endless propaganda and Fox and Rush Limbaugh are a thorn in their collective dark sides. Tyranny must silence all of it's perceived enemies.

Learn to swim, and I will see YOU down in Arizona Bay

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

The Brilliance Of C.S. Lewis

"If you live for the next world, you get this one in the deal; but if you live only for this world, you lose them both."
C.S. Lewis

‎"God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain."
— C.S. Lewis

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Truth In Images

Take these and put them all over your blog, your Facebook page, your Twitter account.. I know I did.





























Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Fun Facts

* Thomas Jefferson lit a Roman Candle immediately after signing the Declaration of Independence after he was overheard saying.. "In fact, I declare I am about to pursue me some happiness right now, crackers!"

* The Chinese could kill us all, at least the United States. All it would take is one 4th of July, they could just load the fireworks with actual explosives. Even if they didn't get all of us they would still probably take out most of the South.

* Liberals are probably highly vulnerable to cults. They like a good dictatorial leader telling them how to think. Plus I know for a fact that they love them some kool-aid.

Sunday, July 03, 2011

Where America Is Headed.. A Prediction, Not A Prophecy

Have I lost all hope for this country? Let me just put it this way, the only thing I haven't lost hope in is my Heavenly Father.

Alright kids, it's time for doom and gloom with your host.. Aaron! Some might say that this weekend is a time to forget all of that and join hands with everyone while we light our money on fire and watch it turn neat colors in the sky (I know I have my stash ready!) But I think it is also a time to drink from the warm cup of reality. A little dose of "let's be real". Cause even if these predictions are wrong, most of us know the eventual outcome, and it won't be pretty however it happens.

Here's where I think we are headed in the next few years. By 2020 for sure!

* We will elect a republican. That will slow down the collapse for a year or two, if that. That republican will probably turn out to be a RINO or just bring mediocre change until another socialist will come along and pick up where Obama left off. Either way we are just buying time. Hooray!!

* America will default on her debt (doesn't take Nostradamus to see that one). Soon after it will come down like dominoes, riots, bread lines, rampant crime, divorce, sex scandal after sex scandal and along with it all...out of control taxes... yep, sorry, it's all going to be there. The empire is going to fall. Why? Two reasons.. Selfishness and turning our backs on the one true God. Oh..and there is also this little thing called, "Jesus told us this was going to happen!"

* Gay marriage will soon be the law of the land. And it will not stop there. They are like unions..corrupt and full of selfish ambition. They are going to make you and I answer for which way we believe on the issue. If we are deemed "homophobic" then we will be put into a "hate" category where we will lose tax exemption statuses, be persecuted, and who knows what else. Some Christians will lose heart and start to preach that Jesus was all cool with homosexuality.

* Some Christians will begin to get either lukewarm or even just openly hostile to the Word of God.. The true church will emerge out of this. It has always been there, but right now it is mixed in with a sea of mediocrity. The wheat will be separated from the chaff and then true persecution in America will begin. Don't think it strange!

Okay.. Doom and gloom over for right now. God Bless America! Thank God for this experiment in freedom, and I wouldn't trade it for any other country. I just happen to be alive in a time where things were wrapping up.

But we have HOPE in CHRIST!!! We have PEACE throughout all of this coming terribleness because God is on the Throne, and soon every knee will bow, and every tongue confess HIS name. So RUN to HIM. His burden is light and when it is all crashing down around you, you can say ... Nevertheless I am continually with You; You have taken hold of my right hand. With Your counsel You will guide me, And afterward receive me to glory. Whom have I in heaven but You? And besides You, I desire nothing on earth. My flesh and my heart may fail, But God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:23-26

Come Lord.. Even now!

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Andrew Klavan: Why Do Blacks Vote for Democrats?

He is right on the money here. Black people have been lied to by the real racist party.